Here is a quick tip for any marketing people out there. Quit using the term “Space Age . . “ to describe your products. All that really means is that it was built with technology created after 1957. 1957 was a while back now, it doesn’t exactly mean *new and awesome* anymore. You’re just making […]
I can’t wait for the second coming of Christ, thought not for any religious reasons. What I’m waiting for, is to see which corporate entity will get his sponsorship. I can see the Christ testimonials already. “When I turn water into wine, I turn it into delicious Sutter Home Wine“. Or inversely, “When I turn […]
Suicide bombers are a crazy lot, no? They have been indoctrinated enough to believe that blowing themselves up is the right thing to do. Though this is usually pretty horrible as a lot of people end up getting hurt in the process. However, I think Hollywood could take a lesson from these people. Hollywood should […]
From the early days of Tom and Jerry to the current duet of Itchy and Scratchy, the world has been fascinated by a mouse overcoming the fight against its feline antagonists. In Mappyland this drama is further played out by a grotesquely over-sized rodent named ‘Mappy’ who is tormented by a horde of little pink cats and their pimp in a game that would be downright horrifying if you were Felinophobic.
Sometimes I think about when the dead rise to have their feast on the living. About how the wreck havoc and terrorize the living by constantly assaulting them in ruthless hoards. I think about the pain and trauma that the survivors of these assaults have to deal with, which makes the whole idea of a […]
There is one little thing about our society that has had me perplexed for a few years now. What continues to baffle me is how come when I need to go down some narrow corridor or go through a doorway, and some female also need to use the corridor or doorway, they always say something […]