Space Aged

December 10, 2005 0

Here is a quick tip for any marketing people out there. Quit using the term "Space Age . . " to describe your products. All…

Corporate Jesus

August 13, 2005 1

I can't wait for the second coming of Christ, thought not for any religious reasons. What I'm waiting for, is to see which corporate entity…

Joan of Beans

July 5, 2005 2

I wish that in my lifetime, that I receive a vision from an archangel, lead the French Royal Army, kick some English ass, be tried…

The Prayer Rug

February 9, 2005 0

This letter came in the mail today. I wasn’t sure what to expect opening this letter, but the contents were great! Mail order prayer for…

The Majik Man

January 24, 2005 0

The other day I was sitting around in my advanced high-tech philosochamber, letting it aid my brain in the pondering and reasoning of life’s great…

Sims Survivor

December 16, 2004 5

I have to give a handshake to the people at Maxis for making nice software for us all to play god. Course, I’m talking about…

Wall Street Kid

February 16, 2003 0

How can I begin to express the pain of playing Wall Street kid? Cauterizing my anus shut and then drinking a nice tall glass of…

Christmas in July

January 9, 2002 0

Today, sometime around 2:30, I woke up and looked out my window. It appears that it has gotten warm enough outside to melt all the…