Space Aged

Posted by 6so 10 Dec 2005 No Comments »
Space Aged

Here is a quick tip for any marketing people out there. Quit using the term “Space Age . . “ to describe your products. All that really means is that it was built with technology created after 1957. 1957 was a while back now, it doesn’t exactly mean *new and awesome* anymore. You’re just making […]

Corporate Jesus

Posted by 6so 13 Aug 2005 No Comments »

I can’t wait for the second coming of Christ, thought not for any religious reasons. What I’m waiting for, is to see which corporate entity will get his sponsorship. I can see the Christ testimonials already. “When I turn water into wine, I turn it into delicious Sutter Home Wine“. Or inversely, “When I turn […]

The Prayer Rug

Posted by 6so 09 Feb 2005 No Comments »
The Prayer Rug

This letter came in the mail today. I wasn’t sure what to expect opening this letter, but the contents were great! Mail order prayer for pretty much anything you want. And a fee isn’t even required. All of the images have high resolution links to them if you wish to read the small print. The […]

The Majik Man

Posted by 6so 24 Jan 2005 No Comments »
The Majik Man

The other day I was sitting around in my advanced high-tech philosochamber, letting it aid my brain in the pondering and reasoning of life’s great riddles, when one very profound question came into my head. “How many points could Don Majkowski score singlehandedly against the Minnesota Vikings?” It seemed obvious that the world needed to […]

The Church of Hollywood Fundamentalist Extras

Posted by 6so 16 Dec 2004 No Comments »

Suicide bombers are a crazy lot, no? They have been indoctrinated enough to believe that blowing themselves up is the right thing to do. Though this is usually pretty horrible as a lot of people end up getting hurt in the process. However, I think Hollywood could take a lesson from these people. Hollywood should […]

Christmas in July

Posted by 6so 09 Jan 2002 No Comments »
Christmas in July

Today, some time around 2:30, I woke up and looked out my window. It appears that it has gotten warm enough outside to melt all the snow off of our lawn. Worse yet, the lawn is still green. Actually, it looks to be in better shape now then it did this summer. Putting the healthy […]

Mappyland

Posted by 6so 16 Aug 2001 No Comments »
Mappyland

From the early days of Tom and Jerry to the current duet of Itchy and Scratchy, the world has been fascinated by a mouse overcoming the fight against its feline antagonists. In Mappyland this drama is further played out by a grotesquely over-sized rodent named ‘Mappy’ who is tormented by a horde of little pink cats and their pimp in a game that would be downright horrifying if you were Felinophobic.

Zombies

Posted by 6so 24 Jun 2001 No Comments »
Zombies

Sometimes I think about when the dead rise to have their feast on the living. About how the wreck havoc and terrorize the living by constantly assaulting them in ruthless hoards. I think about the pain and trauma that the survivors of these assaults have to deal with, which makes the whole idea of a […]

Evolution

Posted by 6so 01 Jun 2001 No Comments »
Evolution

It is kind of hard in these times to have a day pass where you don’t see some type of advertisement on the topic of hair loss. Some are of a person in their youth fearing for a future of being hairless. Yet others are of people who have lost their hair and because of […]

Got milk? No? Got porn then?

Posted by 6so 24 May 2001 No Comments »
Got milk? No? Got porn then?

Today’s topic will be another little glitch in our culture that I’ve noticed. If you enter a supermarket and buy one gallon plastic jug of milk, you will be asked if you’d like a bag when you check out. No biggie here, the bag boys are suppose to ask. What I wonder is why people […]

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