Here is a quick tip for any marketing people out there. Quit using the term “Space Age . . “ to describe your products. All that really means is that it was built with technology created after 1957. 1957 was a while back now, it doesn’t exactly mean *new and awesome* anymore. You’re just making […]
I can’t wait for the second coming of Christ, thought not for any religious reasons. What I’m waiting for, is to see which corporate entity will get his sponsorship. I can see the Christ testimonials already. “When I turn water into wine, I turn it into delicious Sutter Home Wine“. Or inversely, “When I turn […]
The other day I was sitting around in my advanced high-tech philosochamber, letting it aid my brain in the pondering and reasoning of life’s great riddles, when one very profound question came into my head. “How many points could Don Majkowski score singlehandedly against the Minnesota Vikings?” It seemed obvious that the world needed to […]
Suicide bombers are a crazy lot, no? They have been indoctrinated enough to believe that blowing themselves up is the right thing to do. Though this is usually pretty horrible as a lot of people end up getting hurt in the process. However, I think Hollywood could take a lesson from these people. Hollywood should […]
From the early days of Tom and Jerry to the current duet of Itchy and Scratchy, the world has been fascinated by a mouse overcoming the fight against its feline antagonists. In Mappyland this drama is further played out by a grotesquely over-sized rodent named ‘Mappy’ who is tormented by a horde of little pink cats and their pimp in a game that would be downright horrifying if you were Felinophobic.
Sometimes I think about when the dead rise to have their feast on the living. About how the wreck havoc and terrorize the living by constantly assaulting them in ruthless hoards. I think about the pain and trauma that the survivors of these assaults have to deal with, which makes the whole idea of a […]