One tubby tubby. . . .
Posted by Sjixxxy on September 19, 2001
It seems in america these days, that the biggest concern besides the Taliban is a person’s appearance, and more importantly their weight. Everyone seems to think they are over weight, and most are. This results in crazes like low fat this, no fat that and all sorts of foods being produced that have the taste satisfaction index of that equal to ass. Those people who didn’t win in the fat fanaticism game by eating tasteless food now have to resort so many options such as expensive weight loss programs, expensive pills that devour the fat from inside you, or expensive procedures to get their fat asses siphoned right off of their fat bodies. That or they have to eat day in and day out at a certain restaurant. Well, this results in an industry based on peoples desire to be thin. Now, what I’m going to do for you is let you in on a little secret on how to keep slim, and not have to spend a lot of cash on expensive tasteless foods or pills. Most importantly, I’m going to hand out this industry secret free of charge to you. All right, here it is,
Don’t eat so damn much fatty.
a secret that has been proven time and time again by anorexics and third world nations for years, all free of costs.
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