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Doom-pa-dee-do!

Posted by Sjixxxy on February 18, 2002

Don’t believe what the government tells you. Oompa Loompas are not fictional characters in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. They are very much real, and I’ll prove it. On the left we have an old black and white photo of an Oompah Loompa who managed to escape the Wonka chocolate death camp, and managed to reach full adulthood. Since the photo was shot on black and white film, the Oompa Loompa looks like another regular human with bad hair, but with the magic of computers, we where able to process the images though an algorithm that restores the original colors to the image. The results are proof of the existence of Oompa Loompas.

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If you don’t believe this as substantial proof, then you can just burn in Hades.