http://www.six-something.org/2002/03/07/oxymoron/ --- Tue, 04 Aug 2009 03:05:30 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.3 hourly 1 http://www.six-something.org/2002/03/07/oxymoron/comment-page-1/#comment-18 Alfred E. Nobel Tue, 02 Nov 2004 02:24:31 +0000 /?p=53#comment-18 After I invented dynamite, which is so fricken powerful that nobody in their right mind would go to war simply because dynamite's destructive power is so incredibly scary, I needed to invent something else that would change the world to keep up my reputation as a world-changing inventor. I developed a diaper that generated electricity as it filled up with piss; however, it didn't change the world. If I had only invented drive-thru parking, i would be ten times as famous. Everyone has heard of the Nobel Prize, BUT HAVE THEY HEARD OF ALFRED NOBEL? HUH? After I invented dynamite, which is so fricken powerful that nobody in their right mind would go to war simply because dynamite’s destructive power is so incredibly scary, I needed to invent something else that would change the world to keep up my reputation as a world-changing inventor. I developed a diaper that generated electricity as it filled up with piss; however, it didn’t change the world. If I had only invented drive-thru parking, i would be ten times as famous. Everyone has heard of the Nobel Prize, BUT HAVE THEY HEARD OF ALFRED NOBEL? HUH?

]]> http://www.six-something.org/2002/03/07/oxymoron/comment-page-1/#comment-17 anonymous Tue, 02 Nov 2004 02:24:07 +0000 /?p=53#comment-17 i find it very handy, very handy indeed no more of that time consuming parking, now you can just drive thru i find it very handy, very handy indeed no more of that time consuming parking, now you can just drive thru

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