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Dream a crappy dream.

Posted by Sjixxxy on April 6, 2002

Plots from dreams that I’ve had that would make bad movies.

1. Chinese army invades the United States. I get taken prisoner and turned into a slave.

2. Fat chick holds four college students hostage in their house by explosively urinating at them when they try to go though the front door, but she is too stupid to realize there are three other doors on the house.

3. Pregnant lady commits carjackings in hopes that one of the victims will be Mr. Right. George Lucas gets notified of the situation by a white trash male and documents the situation to make a new movie.

4. Young girl goes into the woods to play with her new kitten. The kitten devours the girl and she is never seen again.