Archive for November, 2002

Junk Mail

Posted by Sjixxxy on November 8, 2002  |  4 Comments

Typically when a piece of junk mail arrives in my inbox, it gets removed very quickly. A few months ago I received some junk mail which consisted of nothing more then two .gifs. Curiosity got the best of me so I opened up the images. What blessed my eyes was the following images.

Asian Spam 1 Asian Spam 2

With all honestly, I can say that these are the single two worst Asian weight loss advertisements I’ve ever seen in my existence. The greatness of these Internet gems is so grand that I don’t even have to make up a stupid story to make them funny.

Filed Under: Society/Culture

No news is exciting news.

Posted by Sjixxxy on November 7, 2002  |  1 Comment

Weak ass local news

Today I offer to you an opportunity to read this clipping that I acquired from a local newspaper. Hopefully the explosive amount of pity within your body that you feel as a result will be so great that you will no longer care that this site hasn’t been updated in four months. Then you will send me money.

Filed Under: Society/Culture