No news is exciting news.
Posted by Sjixxxy on November 7, 2002
Today I offer to you an opportunity to read this clipping that I acquired from a local newspaper. Hopefully the explosive amount of pity within your body that you feel as a result will be so great that you will no longer care that this site hasn’t been updated in four months. Then you will send me money.
Filed Under: Society/Culture

“Kalvin Rischer’s name was drawn and he got to ride a sheep in the parade.” YEEHA! Ride ‘im cowpoke! Man, I can’t imagine what other exciting things must happen in this town.