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The Stranger

Posted by Sjixxxy on July 15, 2005  |  No Comments

The Evil Action Coalition Evil Action R532.tx1.6
Code name: “The Stranger”
Inspiration: Drunken mid-late 30’s women who showed up by herself to The Tap Room on a Wednesday night and was really enjoying herself.

Plan of Evil Action:

1. Find a drunken individual with no visible entourage.
2. Seduce this person. Task shouldn’t require any more effort then just talking to them.
3. Offer the person to come over to your place for (some more drinks | a more private party | a Bill O`Reilly caliber falafel).
4. Drive this person to a (friend’s | enemy’s) house who you know will be asleep, and doesn’t lock their doors.
5. Manage to not find a good parking spot.
6. Open the front door and say “Oh crap, I left my (cell phone | wallet | weed) in the car. Go on in and make yourself at home, I’ll be back in a minute.”
7. Go back to your car
8. Drive home
9. Go to bed

Evil Action Complete.

Joan of Beans

Posted by Sjixxxy on July 5, 2005  |  3 Comments

A quick list of things I wish to accomplish in my life;

I want these things for one reason, and one reason alone.

I want all these things so that five centuries later, some corporation can use my name and my deeds to implicate the awesome standard of quality & excellence in the beans that they are trying to sell.

It would all be worth it.

Murder on the 4th

Posted by Sjixxxy on July 4, 2005  |  No Comments

When you really think about it, in America, the fourth of July would probably be the best day of the year to shoot somebody if you don’t want to draw attention to yourself. Everyone will just think that you are shooting off some huge fireworks.

Even better would be if you shot a Brit. Then there would be some historical context to go along with the murder.