I wish that in my lifetime, that I receive a vision from an archangel, lead the French Royal Army, kick some English ass, be tried for Heresy, burned at the stake, and recognized as a national heroine and be canonized by The Pope. I want this for one reason, and one reason alone.

I want all this so that five centuries later, some corporation can use my name and my deeds to implicate the awesome standard of quality & excellence in the beans that they are trying to sell.

It would all be worth it.

Even Jesus didn’t get beans named after him.


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