100% real celebrity testimonial about Six-Something.org
7/5/2005 - 6:02 pm
Beans!
Even Jesus didn’t get beans named after him.

I wish that in my lifetime, that I receive a vision from an archangel, lead the French Royal Army, kick some English ass, be tried for Heresy, burned at the stake, and recognized as a national heroine and be canonized by The Pope. I want this for one reason, and one reason alone.

I want all this so that five centuries later, some corporation can use my name and my deeds to implicate the awesome standard of quality & excellence in the beans that they are trying to sell.

It would all be worth it.

Comments. All 3 of them!
Comment by Geoff on July 20th, 2005 1:00 pm

…are they any good?

Comment by killjoy on August 27th, 2005 8:53 am

More importantly, do they have a “flame broiled” taste? Okay, that was uncalled for. I apologize. ^.^

Comment by Sjixxxy on August 27th, 2005 8:06 pm

Uncalled for? More like hilarious.

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