The Evil Action Coalition Evil Action R532.tx1.6
Code name: “The Stranger”
Inspiration: Drunken mid-late 30’s women who showed up by herself to The Tap Room on a Wednesday night and was really enjoying herself.

Plan of Evil Action:

1. Find a drunken individual with no visible entourage.
2. Seduce this person. Task shouldn’t require any more effort then just talking to them.
3. Offer the person to come over to your place for (some more drinks | a more private party | a Bill O`Reilly caliber falafel).
4. Drive this person to a (friend’s | enemy’s) house who you know will be asleep, and doesn’t lock their doors.
5. Manage to not find a good parking spot.
6. Open the front door and say “Oh crap, I left my (cell phone | wallet | weed) in the car. Go on in and make yourself at home, I’ll be back in a minute.”
7. Go back to your car
8. Drive home
9. Go to bed

Evil Action Complete.

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