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Robot Vagina

Posted by Sjixxxy on December 14, 2004  |  1 Comment

I was just poking around the Best Buy website browsing for a new mouse when I came across this one.

Does that not look like a robot’s vagina?

Well well well.

Posted by Sjixxxy on December 14, 2004  |  No Comments

Hi. Been a while, no?

I redid the look of the website, and with luck, I may just add new content. Keep those pants on.

Wall Street Pain

Posted by Sjixxxy on February 16, 2003  |  No Comments

Hey hey hey, I have a new update for you all. A review of the not so classic 1990 video game Wall Street Kid. Get your humongous foreheads together and get reading.

Junk Mail

Posted by Sjixxxy on November 8, 2002  |  4 Comments

Typically when a piece of junk mail arrives in my inbox, it gets removed very quickly. A few months ago I received some junk mail which consisted of nothing more then two .gifs. Curiosity got the best of me so I opened up the images. What blessed my eyes was the following images.

With all honestly, I can say that these are the single two worst Asian weight loss advertisements I’ve ever seen in my existence. The greatness of these Internet gems is so grand that I don’t even have to make up a stupid story to make them funny.

No news is exciting news.

Posted by Sjixxxy on November 7, 2002  |  1 Comment

Today I offer to you an opportunity to read this clipping that I acquired from a local newspaper. Hopefully the explosive amount of pity within your body that you feel as a result will be so great that you will no longer care that this site hasn’t been updated in four months. Then you will send me money.

You better watch out.

Posted by Sjixxxy on June 27, 2002  |  2 Comments

These are the lyrics to the popular Christmas song “Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town” written by Haven Gillespie and J. Fred Coots in 1934. I know that at least one time in my life I have been forced to sing this song in front of a crowd of relatives against my will like some kind of disfigured chimp who must do flips and cartwheels for the passersby on the sidewalk before his master will give him a shiny new toy to play with. I’m also sure that millions of other children since 1935 have had similar grueling experiences. Because of this great tradition of humiliation, this song has become deep rooted in our culture as a pleasant way to celebrate the holiday season. Stepping outside of it all and looking back in on the song I wonder just what kind of message is this song sending to our children? Examine carefully the lyrics of the third verse.

He sees you when you’re sleepin’
He knows when you’re awake
He knows if you’ve been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake

I don’t know about you, but to me this doesn’t sound like the actions of somebody I want hanging around my neighborhood. In fact, these sound more like the actions of the person who sent me this particular spam e-mail. Seems kind of strange that the guy keeping an eye on this Adriana chick can face criminal charges if caught, yet we happily make our children sing about a fat ass in a red suit who does the exact same thing.

Santa Claus: Bringing joy and happiness to children? Or a Pedaphile/Voyeur?

Yay for May

Posted by Sjixxxy on June 6, 2002  |  2 Comments

Ok, so I took May off, and I still haven’t made a peep in June. Don’t worry though, the site is not dead. May was just a rough month and I haven’t though of anything interesting to write about recently. So until I can deliver some more goods, enjoy these happy kitty pictures!!!

I am a weak, pathetic, webmaster

Posted by Sjixxxy on April 16, 2002  |  7 Comments

Well, site has been a little on the dead side lately. Well I’ll lay the blame on a few issues. 1) I’m somewhat lazy. 2) Good content takes brainpower and work, something I feel a little short on right now. Now if this was generic Blogger I could write about my days happenings and the site would have more posts, but then nobody would care about the content. Well, since it is late, and this site needs an update, I’m just going to invent a character and make a mock Blogger post describing their day as a way to poke fun at the Blogger community. I’ll probably look at this sometime tomorrow and shake my head in shame. Let us call our character _.-~`-||Geo||-`~-._.
_.-~`-||Geo||-`~-._ will be an 18 year old female college freshman with a negative attitude.

_.-~`-||Geo||-`~-._’s Weblog for 4-15-02. OMG!! I can hardly beleive today! It was like soooooooooo weird. First I woke up at 10:23 and went to my interpersonal communication class which was at 11. Well, I didn’t pay much attention since the proff, who I like to call Mrs. Bitch was just up there by her little podium spouting a bunch of words about stuff, but I didnt’ care because it was SOOOO BOORING!!!!! So I just sat in the back of the room a carved ‘Mushroomhead’ into the desk next to the Andrew W.K. etching that I did last week. They are both such InnoVative bands that everyone one should listen too because their music will change the world!!!!!!!!!!

Well, after I left Mrs. Bitch’s class I went to get something to eat down at the White Castle. On the way to White Castle I walked past this old guy who smelled like vingear and chives or something. ACK! He was probably starting at my chest that old sick-o. I’m glad I’m young and will never get old because I’ll probably die after Georgie Bush the VI Will blow up the US somehow.

But once I got into the WC, I got my food and sat down. 12 minutes later I left full of meat that is probably made up of cat, or zebra, or steer or something.

. . .

Oh sack of crap, I can’t go on with this anymore. I can’t even invent a fake Blog and make it interesting enough to keep my own attention. Now that my poke at humor has bottomed out, there is only one way for it to go, right back up.

Dream a crappy dream.

Posted by Sjixxxy on April 6, 2002  |  No Comments

Plots from dreams that I’ve had that would make bad movies.

1. Chinese army invades the United States. I get taken prisoner and turned into a slave.

2. Fat chick holds four college students hostage in their house by explosively urinating at them when they try to go though the front door, but she is too stupid to realize there are three other doors on the house.

3. Pregnant lady commits carjackings in hopes that one of the victims will be Mr. Right. George Lucas gets notified of the situation by a white trash male and documents the situation to make a new movie.

4. Young girl goes into the woods to play with her new kitten. The kitten devours the girl and she is never seen again.

Jelly Hells

Posted by Sjixxxy on March 25, 2002  |  1 Comment

New for oh-two! It is the latest line of Jelly Belly Beans!
I can feel my mouth watering. Can you feel yours?

Eh? Well, Its been a while, I figured anything was better then letting you think I was dead. I have a pretty big concept for this site going on on my head that will be an assload of fun if I can get it running. Stay tuned. . .

Oxymoron

Posted by Sjixxxy on March 7, 2002  |  2 Comments

Today is Stupid Photo Friday, even though it is really Thursday.

I try not to just post stupid pictures by themselves and call it content, but in this case, I took the photo myself. That makes it a special case where I can do this without making up some stupid story or theory to go with it. Now, anybody want to take bets on if the logo will be removed if this photo ever shows up elsewhere?

Its a Barbie World

Posted by Sjixxxy on February 25, 2002  |  No Comments