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Even Jesus didn’t get beans named after him.

I wish that in my lifetime, that I receive a vision from an archangel, lead the French Royal Army, kick some English ass, be tried for Heresy, burned at the stake, and recognized as a national heroine and be canonized by The Pope. I want this for one reason, and one reason alone.

I want all this so that five centuries later, some corporation can use my name and my deeds to implicate the awesome standard of quality & excellence in the beans that they are trying to sell.

It would all be worth it.

When you really think about it, in America, the fourth of July would probably be the best day of the year to shoot somebody if you don’t want to draw attention to yourself. Everyone will just think that you are shooting off some huge fireworks.

Even better would be if you shot a Brit. Then there would be some historical context to go along with the murder.

A simple question. Are there any states/provinces where the residence of the neighboring states/provinces can drive?

I know in Wisconsin, it was always a case of “Stupid FIB! Learn to drive or stay off our roads!” when Illinois plates were encountered, and the similar responses when Minnesota plates were encountered. Cross the Minnesota/Wisconsin border and it was pretty much the same. Wisconsin & Iowa drivers don’t know how to drive.

I just wonder, if somewhere out there, there is a place where the boarding drivers are admired? Like if a Nebraska family is driving down the road, and get passed by a car with Colorado plates, does the driver ever go “Look here kids. This truck passing us is from Colorado. Observe how well he maneuvers his vehicle with a grace and agility what we could never hope to achieve being from Nebraska. What a great day.”

Anyway, want to know who can’t drive? Those wimpy warm state people. What driving skills can be learned if the most you ever have to deal with is a little rain? pffft.

Typically when a piece of junk mail arrives in my inbox, it gets removed very quickly. A few months ago I received some junk mail which consisted of nothing more then two .gifs. Curiosity got the best of me so I opened up the images. What blessed my eyes was the following images.

With all honestly, I can say that these are the single two worst Asian weight loss advertisements I’ve ever seen in my existence. The greatness of these Internet gems is so grand that I don’t even have to make up a stupid story to make them funny.