An article from the Associated Press about NASCAR starts with this line;

“TALLADEGA, Ala. — One by one, drivers poured out of NASCAR’s trailer after giving the officials an earful over their dislike for restrictor-plate racing. “

So NASCAR is ran out of a trailer? Who would have thought!!

About two years ago I had this fun idea for a game for college kids to play. It is a simple game that can be played alone, or in a group. Here are the simple the instructions.

1. Get to your class well before anyone else would show up.
2. Turn out the lights and shut the door.
3. Sit in the hall and wait for your classmates to show up.

Now, as everyone shows up, you simply wait and act like the door is locked. The goal of the game is to see how many people you can get waiting out in front of an open door before somebody finally opens the door to inspect. Now you can score by any means you want, but for my official 6S rules I give 2 points for each student that waits, and 5 for any professors that wait.With the rules explained, I have one last thing to say. Somebody scored 48 points at my first class today.

Welcome to the first installment of Six-Something Cinema. The first film brought to you by us here at Six-Something is a triumphant tale of a young roller hockey star overcoming his skating disabilities to bring his last place team of losers out of nowhere to win the world championship in roller hockey. The film also has a side story of how he wins the heart of a sweet country girl in the process. The emotion in this film is heartwarming, and it will surely be a family favorite for generations to come.

Or if you really must know, it is just a clip on me piling up into a folding table while showing off my leet skating skills in a one-on-one broom ball game that was recorded sometime around 1991.

I don’t know about you, but I know that if I was playing a game of basketball versus a midget I wouldn’t bloody jump up. Unlike this dunderhead.

How much brain power must someone lack in order to think, “Ok, I’m 6′1″ and my opponent is 2′ 10″. I think my best bet would be to jump up as high as I can with my legs spread open to block the ball.” Yoink. That is when he zips though and shots a basket.

Or maybe it was just staged for a not so clever photo op. It is your call.

I have to admit, love beating someone in 5 moves - 53 seconds in chess. Makes me feel like my last name should be Kasparov or something. Victory and humiliation is only sweetened when the victim was the one that Mr. Howell referred to as a skateboarding fat assed collection of pirated software.

I’m surprised people still fall for that maneuver.

If I ever go fishing again, this is the lure I will use. If I was a fish, I know i’d want to eat a mullet. It would go great with my blitzkrieg pompadour pike lure.