Christmas in July

January 9, 2002 0

Today, sometime around 2:30, I woke up and looked out my window. It appears that it has gotten warm enough outside to melt all the…

Hey, Nice Sack!

October 4, 2001 0

Rabbits give us their feet for luck. Pigs (magically) give us their bodies for three types of meat. Horses give us themselves for Big Macs,…

Zombies

June 24, 2001 0

Sometimes I think about when the dead rise to have their feast on the living. About how the wreck havoc and terrorize the living by…

Evolution

June 1, 2001 0

It is kind of hard in these times to have a day pass where you don't see some type of advertisement on the topic of…