I can’t wait for the second coming of Christ, thought not for any religious reasons. What I’m waiting for, is to see which corporate entity will get his sponsorship. I can see the Christ testimonials already. “When I turn water into wine, I turn it into delicious Sutter Home Wine“. Or inversely, “When I turn [...]
The Prayer Rug
This letter came in the mail today. I wasn’t sure what to expect opening this letter, but the contents were great! Mail order prayer for pretty much anything you want. And a fee isn’t even required. All of the images have high resolution links to them if you wish to read the small print. The [...]
The Church of Hollywood Fundamentalist Extras
Suicide bombers are a crazy lot, no? They have been indoctrinated enough to believe that blowing themselves up is the right thing to do. Though this is usually pretty horrible as a lot of people end up getting hurt in the process. However, I think Hollywood could take a lesson from these people. Hollywood should [...]
Be a failure
Tomorrow when I awake, I shall start life anew under my new philosophical perspective on life. The new way that I will live my life will be that of successlessnessology. I know that you are wondering what successlessnessology is all about, so let me give you a quote that sums it up. “Do your worst, [...]
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