Who is responsible for the top 97.23% of all internet searches? That’s right, horny males looking for pictures of Britney Spears. I used her name once about seven months ago on this site and I still get hits from it from people looking for such things as free Britney Spear’s game to download and Britney Spear weight loss. Well, if one usage of her name can bring so much happiness I decided to capitalize on the Britney Search phenomenon with Project Britney Search, aka ‘Project BS’. Here I will create an überlist of Britney Spears search terms to see just how many hits I can get by exploiting the wants of horny young men worldwide.

• Britney Spears in a vat of pudding.
• Britney Spears in a meeting with a taxidermist.
• Seven shorn sheep swimming in the swamp singing Britney Spears songs.
• Britney Spears taking a crap.
• Britney Spears and Ghandi in a steel cage match.
• Britney Spears eats a 72 oz. steak.
• Britney Spears spends 13 hours each day playing The Sims.
• Programming in Java with Britney Spears
• Britney Spears playing Dungeons and Dragons has a level 14 Cleric.
• Britney Spears steals babies and sells them.
• Britney Spears eats testicles in 100 different ways.
• Britney Spears’s personal war against Pikas
• Britney Spears and Tom Wopat in a new film based on thes Dukes of Hazard, only it is set in the 5th circle of hell.
• Britney Spears purchases a Bonsai Kitten.
• Britney Spears playing a Playstation.
• Your grandma and Britney Spears enjoying a nice cup of eggnog while watching the Golden Girls.
• Britney Spears reading an article about a federal crackdown on child pornography.
• Britney Spears farming big melons.
• Britney Spears enjoying a Meal at Chi-Chis.
• Britney Spears stumbles onto a website about bestiality.
• Britney Spears does a collaboration with Pantera.
• Britney Spears seen watching frogs fornicate in Munich Germany.
• Britney Spears overdosed on nitrus oxide at the dentist.
• Britney Spears can drink a liter of Jägermeister without getting a buzz.
• Britney Spears’s role model is Ed Gein.
• Britney Spears high on butane.
• Britney Spears takes a moment wonder what would Jesus do?
• Britney Spears puts out a hit on Mr. Clean.
• Britney Spears can do double integrals without the aid of a calculator.
• Britney Spears can kick your ass in Canasta.
• Britney spears can fit the entire head of a male adult housecat into her mouth.
• Poverty makes Britney Spears cry.
• Britney Spears spends the weekend in Canada.
• Britney Spears commiting armed robbery.
• Britney Spears raises an undead army to overthrow the government.
• Britney Spears running naked through an abandoned steel mill.
• Britney Spears surprises everybody by whipping it out.
• Britney Spears will never give an ounce of crap that you exist.
• Britney Spears enjoys sucking the thick creamy head off a glass of Guinness.
• Britney Spears has three buttcheeks.
• Britney Spears prefers Opera over Internet Explorer.
• Human flesh is the favorite food of Britney Spears.
• Britney Spears has never seen ‘The Goonies.’
• Britney Spears has a number three stitched onto her panties in honor of Dale Earnhardt.
• Britney Spears licking the sweat off of Mickey Rooney’s back.
• Britney Spears ate a gopher.
• Britney Spears once went to prison for selling LSD to children.
• Britney Spears told the new pope that she pooped in the old pope.
• Britney Spears hates Bud Light.
• Britney Spears doesn’t know how to play blackjack.
• Britney Spears doesn’t know up from down.

Comment by ricky berg on January 19th, 2005 10:08 pm

i think britney spears is hot ricky berg

Comment by Anonymous on March 8th, 2005 1:04 pm

ello an the britney mira yo soy mas cul de todas anoten mi correo YHEEEEEEEEEAAAAA

Comment by MAXI on March 8th, 2005 1:05 pm

HOLA ME MASTURVO POR TI Y ME GUSTARIA SENRIT TUN CULO ARRIVADE MI GRAN Y DOTADO Y PODEROSO PENE VENOSO XAU

Comment by MAXI on March 8th, 2005 1:05 pm

HOLA SORRY

Comment by Jordan on April 22nd, 2005 7:13 am

Britney spears could lick cream of my guinness

Comment by J@ckie on July 6th, 2005 5:29 am

plz britney i beg you PLZ get a divorce with kevin [i am your no#1 fan] plz he has nothing to offer you and i am very shoked how oyur gave bitbit away and way luv your no#1 fan

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