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Joan of Beans

Posted by Sjixxxy on July 5, 2005  |  3 Comments

Joan of Arc Beans

A quick list of things I wish to accomplish in my life;

  • Receive a vision from an archangel
  • Lead the French Royal Army
  • Kick some English ass
  • Be tried for Heresy
  • Be burned at the stake
  • Be recognized as a national heroine
  • Be canonized by The Pope

    • I want these things for one reason, and one reason alone.

    I want all these things so that five centuries later, some corporation can use my name and my deeds to implicate the awesome standard of quality & excellence in the beans that they are trying to sell.

    It would all be worth it.

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