Project Britney Search

Posted on November 11, 2001 - Science/Technology - 0 Comments

Project Britney Search (2017)

2001 was a cute time for SEO. We probably didn't even know what SEO was here at six-something.org back at that time. Regardless, it was still a simpler time where one small nonsense blog could mention Britney Spears once and start getting hits from search engines from using her name. So back in a time when keyword stuffing was a valid SEO tactic, we created this page stuffed to the gills with the term Britney Spears alongside with all sorts of other strange words to work those long tail results.

It worked for a while netting 20-40 visists per day. But Google has gotten way smarted since then so we were initially not going to restore this page from the great database collapse of the early 2010s. But then we did track down a handful of sites from the beginning of the 2000s that are still linking to it. Keyword stuffing might be a dead and gone practice, but those sweet, delicious backlinks are still best practice. So we are bringing project Britney search back for whatever minimal benefit there is from sixteen-year-old backlinks.

Project Britney Search (2001)

Who is responsible for the top 97.23% of all internet searches? That's right, horny males looking for pictures of Britney Spears. We used her name once about seven months ago on this site and we still get hits from it from people looking for such things as free Britney Spear's game to download and Britney Spear weight loss. Well, if one usage of her name can bring so much happiness we decided to capitalize on the Britney Search phenomenon with Project Britney Search, aka 'Project BS'. Here we will create an überlist of Britney Spears search terms to see just how many hits we can get by exploiting the wants of horny young men worldwide.

Britney Search Power

Britney Spears in a vat of pudding.
Britney Spears in a meeting with a taxidermist.
Seven shorn sheep swimming in the swamp singing Britney Spears songs.
Britney Spears taking a crap.
Britney Spears and Gandhi in a steel cage match.
Britney Spears eats a 72 oz. steak.
Britney Spears spends thireen hours each day playing The
Sims.
Programming in Java with Britney Spears
Britney Spears playing Dungeons and Dragons has a level 14 Cleric.
Britney Spears steals babies and sells them.
Britney Spears eats testicles in 100 different ways.
Britney Spears's personal war against Pikas
Britney Spears and Tom Wopat in a new film based on thes Dukes of Hazard, only it is set in the 5th circle of hell.
Britney Spears purchases a Bonsai Kitten.
Britney Spears playing a "http://web.archive.org/web/20040305104646/http://members.iinet.net.au/~coleman/psx_collection/"
target="new">Playstation.
Your grandma and Britney Spears enjoying a nice cup of "http://web.archive.org/web/20040305104646/http://www.indepthinfo.com/eggnog/index.shtml"
target="new">eggnog while watching the Golden Girls.
Britney Spears reading an article about a federal crackdown on child
pornography.
Britney Spears farming big melons.
Britney Spears enjoying a Meal at "http://web.archive.org/web/20040305104646/http://www.chi-chis.com/" target=
"new">Chi-Chis.
Britney Spears stumbles onto a website about bestiality.
Britney Spears does a collaboration with "http://web.archive.org/web/20040305104646/http://www.pantera.com/" target=
"new">Pantera.
Britney Spears was seen watching frogs fornicate in Munich Germany.
Britney Spears overdosed on nitrous oxide at the dentist.
Britney Spears can drink a liter of Jägermeister without getting a buzz.
Britney Spears's role model is Ed Gein.
Britney Spears high on butane.
Britney Spears takes a moment wonder what would Jesus do?
Britney Spears puts out a hit on Mr. Clean.
Britney Spears can do double integrals without the aid of a calculator.
Britney Spears can kick your ass in Canasta.
Britney Spears can fit the entire head of a male adult house cat into her mouth.
Poverty makes Britney Spears cry.
Britney Spears spends the weekend in Canada.
Britney Spears commiting armed robbery.
Britney Spears raises an undead army to overthrow the government.
Britney Spears running naked through an abandoned steel mill.
Britney Spears surprises everybody by whipping it out.
If you are over the age of 16 and are looking for naked photos of Britney Spears, you need to realize there is this place called reality where most people exist.
Britney Spears enjoys sucking the thick creamy head off a glass of Guinness.
Britney Spears has three buttcheeks.
Britney Spears prefers Opera over Internet Explorer.
Human flesh is the favorite food of Britney Spears.
Britney Spears has never seen 'The Goonies.'
Britney Spears has a number three stitched onto her panties in honor of Dale Earnhardt.
Britney Spears licking the sweat off of Mickey Rooney's back.
Britney Spears ate a gopher.
Britney Spears once went to prison for selling LSD to children.