I have to give a handshake to the people at Maxis for making
nice software for us all to play God. Course, I’m talking about the
Sims games. Last night I decided to make life hell for eight random
sims in Sims 2 by holding a Sim Survivor Deathmatch. Rules are
No doors to the outside world
Last Sim alive wins
Let’s meet the cast.
From Left To Right
Arturo: Crazy old scottish looking ass
Samson: Token black guy.
Gretchen: Old gray haired hag in the running
Donnie: Villian from Fifth Element.
Faye: Pink Top, Chubby ass.
Yelena: Kneeling sweater meat.
Haike: Swiss Miss.
For a while, the contestants just danced, chatted, pissed their
pants, and smelled real bad. Then some unknown sim decided to use
the oven and forgot about the food. The first round of “Voting
out” was about to begin.
After the kitchen incident, only Haike, Yelena, Gretchen & Jeb
remained. The fire must have left the place smoldering hot since
they all proceeded to strip down to their undies. Except for
Gretchen, who is a cold ugly witch and keeps herself in nice warm
jammies. Since there were no more sources for fire left, death will
have to be dealt by other means. The next day would be a trying
I guess it just goes to show that when you play god, there are
no winners, except comedy.