Joan of Beans

Posted on July 5, 2005 - Society/Culture - 2 Comments

I wish that in my lifetime, that I receive a vision from an archangel, lead the French Royal Army, kick some English ass, be tried for Heresy, burned at the stake, and recognized as a national heroine and be canonized by The Pope. I want this for one reason, and one reason alone.

I want all this so that five centuries later, some corporation can use my name and my deeds to implicate the awesome standard of quality & excellence in the beans that they are trying to sell.

It would all be worth it.

Joan of Arc Beans
Even Jesus didn't get beans named after him.

Tags: Corporate Shills, Food, Beans



killjoy - August 27, 2005, 8:27 PM

More importantly, do they have a “flame broiled” taste? Okay, that was uncalled for. I apologize. ^.^

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Geoff - July 20, 2005, 8:28 PM

…are they any good?

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